OSARMERS BIN GARDEN

here i am to do a blog agen it is about a thort i had wile i was idly munshing on NUPS in the barth this morning

anyway i was just thinking wot would OSARMER BIN LARDENs blog go like i think it would go like this its almost a list and you know lists etc etc etc

DAY ONE

today ive put up a poster of WILLY NELSON in my cave thanks to the speshal red cross parsel i found in the mounterns

DAY TOO

my male order IN-CAVE DIALLERSIS MASHINE arrived from EEBAY it is grate and shiny i will give good feedback a plus plus recomended then i will plug it in and away we go next i want to get GEE TEE AY SAM ANDREAS to run on it

DAY THREE

poo my cave has NO SOKETS so i cant plug it in

DAY FORE

feel a bit kweesy today have had to resort to FISHER PRISE PULL-ALONG DIALLERSIS MACHINE now i will have a lie down and think about CARREL VORDEMAN and her det consolerdashun lones

DAY FIVE

americkerns bommed outside but missed agane but now there is another hole i will keep my peas in it innit

DAY SICKS

have found out LORD LUKERN is living in next cave so i wil go round for tea tomorow and ask who done his SOKETS

DAY SEVEN

went round LORD LUKERNS to wotch telly i am very poplier on AL BBC WAHED then i watched the WOLD CUP if i was in the WOLD CUP id carry the borl on my turban and shoot anyone who got near

DAY ATE

LORD LUKERNS got SATERLITE BROADBEAN instorled the git

DAY NINE

went round LORD LUKERNS to play WOLD OF WARTCRAFT i am a levl 96 ninja i have a speshal bat its got +75% damidge agenst TROLS

DAY TEN

have moved into LORD LUKERNS cave cos hes gone mising agen i hope he doesnt come back cos hes got loads of grovy stuff like the SONNY PEE ESS THREE but theres a weerd box in the back cave with SHERGARS HAY ritten on it i dunno wot that is

DAY ELEVEN

woke up and found it was all a dream like BOBY EWING and in fact i am still in my presidenshal sweet at the COPTHORN in WOKINGERM where i have been hiding for the parst five yeers

DAY NINTEY FORE

nobody done a coment on my blog so i deleeted it