here we are now entertane us

as promissed here is a blog i done about wot the good things in AMERICKER are cos i think i mite hav been a litle harsh erlier so here is a blog espeshuly for ANNONERMOUSE who lives in americker with guns cars and RUBERT DE NEHRU

oh yes it also contanes a list and as you kno lists are what go in blogs

1. DOLY PATRON gosh shes grate she done that song joleen joleen joleen joleen im begin of you plese dont eat my ham i like her a lot ive got all her reckords and a picher of her on my skoolbag it says I HART DOLY yay yay




2. RHESUS PEACES these are choclity lumps with PEANUT in them ho ho ho not me but the food thats called a peanut its named after me cos i am grate acherly the peanut is a leggume not a nup so there i will tel that to ANN ROBESON and her ginjer frightwig thatll teech her to say the welsh are rubish

3. KENY LOGINS hes grate but be careful cos hes on the HIWAY TO THE DANJER ZONE with his speshal beard made of leaf mould anyway hes not to be confused with his evel twin KENY LOGOUTS who works as a drain salesman in IDERHO thats a place in americker

4. THE BOSTIN TEE PARTY its bostin mate anyway wot hapened was orl the honest injuns got on the boats and stuck it to the british by throwings orl the tea in the cheserpeek bay or something cos they wanted to be free from the yolk of impeeryul opreshun i think then they had a cake

5. WILIAM SHATNER hes the best at actin he can do TEE JAY HOOKER and CATPIN JAMES TEE KURK at the same time now thats versertillity and he also done a song where he just torks



6. YELLERSTON PARK wow thats a big plase full of animules and birdies and frogs and goose id like to go there and see the BYSON they are good at jumpin


7. ROSCO HOLCOM hes the best banjer player ever even tho he sounds like LUSHANO PAVAROTI at 78 ARR PEE EM he does things like appalashian porch musick creek river quickstep and cumberland sosige gap



8. MOCKERSINS these are litle shuz for yore feet they are made of MOCKER wich grows on a bush underground in OSTIN TEXAS home of chips and dust they are v cheep an you can get them off EEBY for a doler



9. BARES aw look bares are grate they go in trees lookin for hunny and toast their fav thing is the SPESHAL XTENDED DVD DIRECTURES CUT WIDESCREN of FALCON CREST the gratest documentry in the histry of fillum except that one about jam



10. THER GRAN CANYON its a big hole in the ground made by the COLLERARDO RIVER on its day off you can go in it in a bote or a helycoptur an JASON ROBBARDS and CHARLES BRONSEN live there

11. MANIMERL wot a strange person he is sumtimes his hands go big then he terns into a HEDGHOGG or an ANT basickly he can tern into anything xcept a teacup cos thats silly his reel name is SIMEN MAKORKINDYLE but he woodnt like you to know that i only kno cos i read it on the back of the COCO POPS packet

12. CATKCUS a big spiky plant that lives in the dessert with CLORDIA CARDINALY and her rubish acting accherly they can grow quite big almost as big as a NISSAN SUNNY and somtimes biger




anyway now its time for tea so i gots to go and wosh my fase ANNONERMOUSE i hop you likeds my tribyoot to the nice things in americker woo yay