laws i wil do

wen i am presidents of ther republick and TONY BLAIRS has got the sack an has to live in a home with mouldy pants and no fun i will DO LAWS for the goods of the country

theses laws shull be as folows



NUMBER ONE a law on tofs

there shull be no tofs all peple who are tofs will go to goolags where they will be forsed to wotch LORAINE KELLY all day and DES and MELL all nite until they stop bein tofs then they will be reherbilitilated in jars



NUMBER TWO a law on chavs

all chavs will be sent to a plase where they wil watch CASH IN THE ATIC until the chek falls off their fake BERBERY CAPS then they will only be let bak into sosiety when they have done corecshunal instrucshun* at granmas house


NUMBER THREE a law on JERMY CLARKSBUM

he will not be givn cake or biskits an sertanly not given bananures and he will have to DO AMMENDS for his continueral infracshuns and insults to ther people of IRMINGBHAM



NUMBER FORE a law on TONY BLAIRS

im reely loking forwerds to this one what will happen is TONY BLAIRS wil get a rite comeupance at the hands of yoda paul danyels lionel richtea and elennor bron they will all go round number ten** and BIFF HIM RITE UP then he wil have to go and say sorry to everyone in his pants


NUMBER FIVE a law on peple who DROP LITER

this one get rite up my nobes i will do a law on LITERBUGS they will haves to eat all their liter mixed up with POT NODLE to make it tast truely nastys then wen they do a sick the EN AYCH ESS wont help them insted theyll get extrer punishalements by being forsed to eat FRAY BENTOSS cold pie out of the bin***


NUMBER SICKS a law on shouty british peple abrord

peple who go abrord and then shout OI PEDRO GIVE US SUM FISH AN CHIPS MATE will get laws done on them cos thats rood and thortless they shud lerns the langwidge cos its intrestin then they can say OIGA PESCADO Y CHIPS PORE FAVOR COMPANYERO an feel proud they they lernt somthing useful that wasnt how to steel cars and if they want to knows how to do it they can reed LERN SPANISH THE MARQUEZ WAY by gabreal garseer markez and spenser


NUMBER SEAVEN a law on MICK HUKNERL

hes just an idiot i will banish him to americker where its so great even stupid peple live there



NUMBER EIGHT a law on MELL GIBSUN

god hes a dimwit he reely hates everyone well i tell you what mel yore hair is the worst ive ever seen its like the infected muck in the botume of the compost bin so therfor you will get a law done on you wich means NO MEL GIBSUN for ever there will be nashernal NO MEL GIBSUN DAY wich will last all year for ever


NUMBER NINE a law on peple who dont like BODGER AN BADGER

cos reely lets face it its the best thing on TEE VEE nowerdays i wotch it all ther time it gives me idears



NUMBER TEN a speshal law for arnty happy mondays

this wil means that we can go to BOLIVIAR in a speshal supersonick travule thing we can gets there reely fast and bring a TOPICK with us for my arnty we will get there in time for NEYBOURS or NEIBÓROS as they corl it in boliviar



HEREBYE have i decreed these are the laws i will do and no man hath the rite to put them asunder nor to confirm or deny plese tick the box deleet as aplickerble thankyou


* this wil be makin a tea and geting things from the garding and findin the spare gin an goin to MORRERSONS supamarket to get the heviest taters nown to man

** number ten dont make me laugh number nort more like

*** com off it whos ever done that volentaruly